Overheard in Iowa

Two guys talking after class…
Guy 1: Jeet yet?
Guy 2: Nah.
Guy 1: You unt to?
Guy 2: A’ight.
Guy 1: A’ight, letskoeat.
Overheard elsewhere on campus, and quite possibly what these two guys ate:
“An Iowa 7-course meal: A 6-pack of beer & a hot dog.”

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An obese guy wearing a cowboy belt buckle and boots gets on the Orange Route bus. A girl wearing a tube top and gaps between each tooth walks in behind and they sit down together.
Guy: I can’t believe we are not hanging out tonight.
Girl: I told you I made plans in Story City [...]

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A girl is sitting next to me on the bus talking to her friends.
Girl: Look at my hand
Friends: Oh my god. It looks awful.
Girl: Yeah the doctor said I should wrap it but I didn’t want to because I have class.
Friends: Oh ok.
Girl: Yeah so my boyfriend was looking at the stove [...]

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