Overheard in Iowa

Two fake-baked girls, both wearing those awful Ugg boots, drinking something from Starbucks that sounds Italian, but when they say it, it’s not a language at all.

Girl 1: So, did you see the Super Bowl on TV?
Girl 2: Yeah, I really only watch for the commercials though.
Girl 1: Who did you want to win?
Girl 2: [...]

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Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Saw Ron Paul speak in Cedar Rapids.
Guy 1: The porn star?
Guy 2: No, he’s running for president.
Guy 1: The porn star guy is running for president?
Guy 2: Never mind, dude.

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