Overheard in Iowa

Two old ladies in Hy-Vee…
Old Lady 1: My grandson is such a wussy.
Old Lady 2: What’s a wussy? Like a pussy?
Old Lady 1: Much worse dear, much worse.
Submitted by Tim

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Two guys talking after class…
Guy 1: Jeet yet?
Guy 2: Nah.
Guy 1: You unt to?
Guy 2: A’ight.
Guy 1: A’ight, letskoeat.
Overheard elsewhere on campus, and quite possibly what these two guys ate:
“An Iowa 7-course meal: A 6-pack of beer & a hot dog.”

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