A twenty-something girl ordering food at the Des Moines Downtown Farmers’ Market: To her friend: “I think bacon is Iowa’s version of candy.” Turns to vendor: “I’ll take four slices of meat candy, please.”
Entries from June 2008
Only at an Iowan Farmers’ Market
June 4th, 2008
Tags: Downtown Des Moines
What’d you just say?
June 1st, 2008
A twenty-something guy to his girlfriend, overheard while walking by their apartment: “Did you just ask if you could check my prostate?”
Tags: Ames · Eavesdropping
King is my Boy
June 1st, 2008
Two middle-school kids get on the bus and pay with a dollar coin. Girl: ”Was that a Jefferson coin?” Boy: “I don’t care… Jefferson never did nothin’ for me. King is my boy!” Girl: “But, Jefferson was President, King wasn’t.” Boy: “Okay, but who fought for our people? Not Jefferson.” Boy: “King is my boy.”
Tags: Ames · CyRide Bus
