Overheard in Iowa

An obese guy wearing a cowboy belt buckle and boots gets on the Orange Route bus. A girl wearing a tube top and gaps between each tooth walks in behind and they sit down together.
Guy: I can’t believe we are not hanging out tonight.
Girl: I told you I made plans in Story City a month ago!
Guy: Well, you’re supposed to be hanging out with me. We never hang out anymore and we are boyfriend and girlfriend!
Girl: We were supposed to hang out this past Saturday and Sunday but we didn’t! You were not f—ing there.
Guy: I had a change of plans!
Girl: Change of plans?! Mutha f—er you were in jail!