Two fake-baked girls, both wearing those awful Ugg boots, drinking something from Starbucks that sounds Italian, but when they say it, it’s not a language at all.
Girl 1: So, did you see the Super Bowl on TV?
Girl 2: Yeah, I really only watch for the commercials though.
Girl 1: Who did you want to win?
Girl 2: I liked New England because it’s pretty and the quarterback is hot.
Girl 1: I’ve never been to New England… It must be really small, because I can never find it on the map…
